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These are some rather.... interesting conversations that have happened lately that I thought I should post. :)

#1. Annabeth was letting Danielle hold her water bottle, and when she tried to bring it to her mouth, Annabeth said "Danielle, you don't eat it, you just look. It's like a museum."

#2. We were reading in Proverbs one morning several years ago for our morning devotions. Now, this was before David could read, so Mom would tell him the words, and then he'd repeat them. So we came to the word 'seductress'. So David's repeating the phrase that Mom gave him, and he goes "...*insert beginning of phrase here*....Doctor's Office." So everyone's laughing, and Mom goes "No buddy. Seductress, not Doctor's Office." And he replies, "I like doctor's office better."

#3. We were on our way to a graduation ceremony, and we stopped at Walgreens first. So we're all piling out of the car and Jonathan goes "Look! It's a kid despenser!"

#4. (This one was forever ago) During school one day, Mom was testing David about Adam and Eve. So she asked him what the first man's name was, and he answered Adam. Then, she asked what his wife's name was. He thought for a minute, and replied "Girlus"